While I am Agnostic, I have learned to be tolerant of others’ religions. Through my tolerance, I have heard many interesting quotes from all different religions.
I feel the best quote I’ve heard, though not from a religious text, was, “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike you Christ.” If this quote is applied to all religions, you now have the reason why I choose not to associate with any religion.
Personally, if I absolutely had to follow any religion, it would be Buddhism; they’re such calm, welcoming, happy people.