Things I have learned in my life so far

I always wanted to know what all the people talking about when they talk about New York. So I had to go to New York to get my own impression of it. Now I’m here doin’ an internship. (If you can’t translate the sentence please use a German dictionary or if you want to the internet. Thank you. If you are part of Sagmeister Inc. please ask your boss politely for help translating it.)